Dear diary today I have makeDerp 9 and the end of Halloween his how it goes

Hey Derp what’s for lunch today I will say subway ring ring this is Derp speaking Derp we need your help sorry I’m eating lunch lunch can Waite fine. hello mayor Derp why are you eating subway give me that Derp you wiped my lunch punch punch. We are being attack by evil pumpkin’s I did not now it was Halloween ok I will get the men. guys get your weapons chicken Hannah Steve get ready to battle snipers aim fire bam bam bam attack were taking heavy fire after a battle they won but five pumpkins made more pumpkins the end.