As the man sneezed and coughed, a generous man came up to him and said, “hi sir, take a handkerchief.” But as the man gave him the handkerchief they froze and started turning into stone,
And it froze both of them to.how could kindness freeze people.

Meanwhile, in space…

“Ahhhh… my evil plan is working! All someone has to do to shut it down is go through someone’s legs… but it is to simple to do. Mwah ha ha!”

Back at earth…

I decided to examine the man to find clues I go through his legs and he comes back! Then I here a loud crash. The next day I go to the sight to check it out. There is an alien sitting there, in a police car to go to jail